i'm just trying to be funny here sorry.

doctor: sir we asked you to tape your allergic reactions this is just a video of you skateboarding
me: tell me thats not sick
doctor: haha yeah its pretty fucking sick dude

12:53   8-21-14   236,527 notes

k1mkardashian:

a-s-i-n-i-t-y:

k1mkardashian:

remember when carly rae jepsen cancelled her performance for the boy scouts because they banned gay people and they later lifted the ban for gay scouts

CARLY SLAY JEPSEN IS THE TRUE GAY ICON

they didnt lift it just because of her

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(via jesuschristvevo)

12:41   8-21-14   15,175 notes

kitkatinc:

spelling bee administrator: you word is delicious
me: D to the E to the L I C I O U S to the D to the E to the to the to the
spelling bee administrator: hit it fergie

(via mcwrap)

12:30   8-21-14   162,510 notes

disowns:

i fucking hate how i get attached so easily like i don’t understand. i meet someone new, find interest and BAM it’s like i can’t stop thinking about it. this needs to fucking stop

(via officialwhitegirls)

12:17   8-21-14   106,309 notes

WHEN ONE IS EXPECTING

imyourdestinymotherfucker:

Today, I bought this book (for my sister, lets clarify that now ‘cause the only way I’m going anywhere near sperm is if I fall into a vat of it):

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BUT WAIT

THIS:

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IS:

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SOME:

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OF THE BRILLIANT:

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STUFF IT HAS IN IT:

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(via guy)

12:06   8-21-14   110,271 notes

11:54   8-21-14   145,821 notes

supermegagardevoir:

THUNDERSTORMS ARE PERFECT OPPORTUNITIES TO CUDDLE.
WHAT IF THE POWER GOES OUT.
LETS MAKE A FORT.
DID LIGHTNING JUST SHOOT THROUGH OUR WINDOW?
IDK.
LETS MAKE OUT.

(via arsenic-renegade)

11:42   8-21-14   30,666 notes

lameborghini:

my biggest tip that i can offer to anyone is to fake confidence until it’s real

(via sniffing)

11:31   8-21-14   105,401 notes

burritno:

spongebob hitting people where it hurts

burritno:

spongebob hitting people where it hurts

(Source: zhukini, via perks-of-being-chinese)

11:19   8-21-14   324,845 notes

ignitionremix:

it’s a beautiful day to give me money

(via intensional)

11:07   8-21-14   565,665 notes

james-morixrty:

i get so confused when parents dont accept their teens asexuality like?? you dont want them to have sex ?,?? but when they dont want to have sex you flip out?/,?? like?? ,? choose a side?,? ?

(via arsenic-renegade)

10:55   8-21-14   15,300 notes

mettaworldrake:

onewonderfulbug:

I’m not sure you understand.  I want this playing whenever I enter a room.

R U READY MOTHERFUCKERS

(via aquagrunt)

10:43   8-21-14   2,022 notes

ahredakar:

Tweet with a real nigga @ahredakar

ahredakar:

Tweet with a real nigga @ahredakar

(via ridge)

10:32   8-21-14   3,296 notes

messyfeathers:

me in real life:

me online:

(via perks-of-being-chinese)

10:20   8-21-14   190,827 notes

am I the only one who really likes it when ur holding someone’s hand and they just rub their thumb across yours

(Source: lntemperance, via ridge)

10:08   8-21-14   346,882 notes