i hate those friendships that just end for no reason you just stop talking
Pro Tip: Instead of having feelings, try being dead inside. Everything is still horrible but you will not care at all.
first day of school more like “are there any hot people in my classes”
Answering a question your teacher thinks you don’t know the answer to
fun date idea: Go down on me while I shop online with ur credit card
I don’t think someone could focus on the internet while I was going down on them.
you over estimate your skill and underestimate the joy of shopping