i'm just trying to be funny here sorry.

santa:

mcwrap:

IM SO FUCKING PUMPED FOR CHRISTMAS I EAT CHRISTMAS LIGHTS AS MY CEREAL I USE EGGNOG AS MY CONTAct LENS SOLUTION IM GROWING A BEARD

THIS IS WHAT I LIKE TO SEE

(via mcwrap)

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jerkidiot:


IMPORTANT SECRET MESSAGE IN THE SPAGETTIOS

jerkidiot:

IMPORTANT SECRET MESSAGE IN THE SPAGETTIOS

(Source: jerkidiot, via perks-of-being-chinese)

16:37   9-22-14   217,366 notes

stability:

people who feel comfortable pooping anywhere other than their house are not to be trifled with

(Source: stability, via sniffing)

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amyjpond:

some people are winning olympic medals right now and i can’t get out of bed

(via gnarly)

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coolator:

own a piece of history

coolator:

own a piece of history

(Source: cgi.ebay.com, via officialwhitegirls)

15:49   9-22-14   67,488 notes

monicalewinskys:

me honestly

(via officialwhitegirls)

15:38   9-22-14   53,168 notes

oknope:

so these are the words that related to pizza

image

umm.. sex…. penis…

(via officialwhitegirls)

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vicvondoombwhahaha:

You can’t convince me this raccoon isn’t elegantly playing the deepest sonata you’ll ever hear on a avant garde harp

vicvondoombwhahaha:

You can’t convince me this raccoon isn’t elegantly playing the deepest sonata you’ll ever hear on a avant garde harp

(Source: howdyhannaa, via sniffing)

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marniethedog:

Back from the Farmer’s Market

marniethedog:

Back from the Farmer’s Market

(via tastefullyoffensive)

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chelsdamelsp:

snorlaxatives:

when people don’t realize that i’m being sarcastic 

image

What on earth where do these gifs even come from

(Source: snorlaxatives, via officialwhitegirls)

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thesecretworldofarrietty:

i met Miley Cyrus two weeks ago or something and she refused to sign my Hannah Montana CD

she told me it wasn’t funny 

(via gnarly)

14:15   9-22-14   312,028 notes

(Source: bettysimonson, via pricklylegs)

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