i'm just trying to be funny here sorry.


when i finish my course assignment only to remember i have exams next week


(via sniffing)

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“If you cum and she doesn’t…you didn’t fuck her, she fucked you.”

(via lushlyps)

if you cum and she doesn’t, you just fucked up.

(via luckysuckyfucky)

(Source: a-dimension-of-mind, via mcwrap)

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who would name their kid zoey 101 

(Source: slydig, via officialwhitegirls)

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“I have so much I want to tell you, and nowhere to begin.”

— J.D. Salinger, Seymour - An Introduction (via psych-facts)

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I bought my friend an elephant for their room.

They said “Thank you.”

I said “Don’t mention it.”

Is there a joke here that 15 thousand people get but I don’t?


(via odins-one-eyed-fuck)

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in math i use this thing called the guess and hope method 

(Source: ssarahmanning, via perks-of-being-chinese)

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does anybody else clean their phone screen by wiping it on their boob or is that just me

(via odins-one-eyed-fuck)

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*planet explodes* *removes one earbud* what

(Source: i-keep-cruising, via intensional)

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reblog if you want to FUCK ME or if you occasionally drink water

(Source: mozartsdad, via intensional)

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don’t fall for the one who buys you flowers, fall for the one who wants to grow a garden with you 

(Source: unsoaring, via sniffing)

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Caught with #3 by #2 while #1 is on the phone, Blu needs to chill

(Source: bgceverything, via officialwhitegirls)

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